What Happened Last Night?! [Misao/Open]

[Xarido]

"Urk, sorry!" Xarido said, face palming. He quickly pulled his pants back on. "Today is not my day for guessing what the hell is going on." Xarido said, tensing up a little. He seemed to relax more when he felt Misao's arms around him. "I'm sorry, I just thought when she said friends, and considering the current situation, and . . . you know what just don't listen to me." Xarido was only marginally less nervous than Kara. Misao and Hild were one thing, he'd picked up enough in three years that he definitely felt comfortable around them. This was different, to say the least. On top of having nice . . . features like Misao, there was the pink hair.

Xarido looked over Kara. "Well, I think I'm at a disadvantage here." Xarido said, exhaling a breath. "I don't know anything about you, what exactly has Misao told you about me?" Xarido leaned back whispered into Misao's ear back. "Seriously, what did you tell here?" Xarido asked. He had a feeling Misao probably wouldn't sugar coat him . . . well, she might have actually said something similar about his diet, but that wasn't exactly what he was thinking. Xarido knew he had flaws, he just hoped Kara would too. He wouldn't want to ruin this, because Kara didn't know that in spite of him somewhat liking Tsunderes, he also was something of one, obvious by there being five minutes in which he bitched at Hild about his feeling, then completely switched moods and tried to comfort her. Xarido cared about people, honestly, he was just something of an asshole in public most of the time.

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

The pair of cat girls just sort of looked at him as he tried explaining and all. "Oh, that's all right, we just haven't done that with guys before." Kara said, Misao turning red and saying "Kara!", obviously not thrilled at her saying that. She then heard him address her as to what Misao had told her and then whisper it to herself. But Kara answered before Misao had a chance.

"Well she told me that you can be a total jackass or asshole at times." she started, "You can be highly inconsiderate of others, especially their feelings, you have saying the worst possible thing in a situation down to a T, have a tendency to sexually harass girls, that at times you can be thick headed, which in turn at times leads you to being an overly sensitive little bitch, An amazingly self centered ass, and are prone to pushing people away and at the same time crying about being alone." She finished looking up towards the ceiling. "But I think I missed a few." she added, this whole thing said happily. "But she said aside from that your actually a really nice and caring guy." still smiling, "And much better than my last three boyfriends" Misao still holding on to Xairdo as she said, "Actually I said unlike your last three boyfriends I wouldn't want to use the back of my sword to beat him into paste most likely."

[Xarido]

"I . . . I have nothing to add to that . . ." Xarido said. Though he was apparently a little brought down by the list of good things compared to the list of bad. "I really have that few good qualities, don't I?" Xarido asked. A rain cloud could practically be seen over his head. Xarido soon recovered, and returned attention to Kara. "What about you? Anything I should know?" Xarido said. "All I can say is, you must be a VERY patient person if your willing to put up with all that based only on the fact that I can be caring." Xarido waited for a moment. " . . . your last three boyfriends were just that bad, weren't they?" Xarido asked. "That's the kind of person I absolutely hate. I may not be much better sometimes, but at least I give a damn when I realize I hurt someone." Xarido scowled a little. " Someone who sees the people around him, people that might care for them, and see them as nothing more than objects or tools, they're the ones that really piss me off. Someone who looks at people he should value, and be thankful that someone actually cares, but instead treat them like dirt." Xarido said. "They might as well be lower than the dirt stuck to the bottom of my boots. Nah, that's in insult to dirt, they're nothing more than dog sh*t."

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

"It's not that."Misao said, "It's just easier to some them all up that way." Though Kara chimed in "But I thought you said it was because you didn't know the words?". "Kara!" Misao shouted clearly angry now. "Oh right, sorry." she said, having forgotten she did take the education thing just a wee bit personal. Misao sighed and just shook her head. Kara then heard all the things he said and smiled. "She said that you were like this, that's why I wanted to meet you." she said with a smile.

Though, she did have trouble thinking of anything she should tell him about her. "Well, I know I can be very impatient at times." she said, sort of hesitantly. "Allow me.." Misao said, then sliding around in front of Xairdo. "Unlike me during... those times.. shes a little more... wild and exuberant and definitely worse than me about it, she can be as dense as you are at times, forgetful, and to say the least is always eager to please." she said, leaning in a little closer as she added, and also a bit more sensitive about certain things so try not to be too hard on her, she can put up with assholes to an annoying extent, doesn't mean she doesn't feel." Misao feeling she covered some of the key points. "And yes, that little speech there is why I wanted to introduce you two." Misao laying on her back with her arms over her head next to Xairdo. "Umm... are you okay Misao?" Kara asked, seeing as she had what to Kara was an odd look for Misao to have. Though it was really more.. pent up needs.. coming to the surface.

[Xarido]

Xarido smiled back at Kara, which was something he rarely did. His face tended to register under the category of annoyed or neutral. Not that he didn't have anything to be happy about, he just wasn't as open about it. "Hey, I'm not that dense. I just have a very different perception from most people. "Xarido said. "Most people don't get raised for seven years by mindless killing machines. Three years of minimal human contact doesn't exactly fix that situation." Xarido looked from Misao to Kara, then back to Misao as things were explained, then Misao lay back.

"Er well . . . she . . ." Xarido said, thinking how to put it lightly. "She's . . . she's . . ." Xarido seemed unable to come up with something that wasn't totally blunt. "It's get near that time for her and well . . . she's . . ." Xarido hoped that Kara was understanding him, but eventually got frustrated with how he was trying to put it. "It's near that time for her, she's having urges, urges of the specification that involve reproductive organs and contact between them." Xarido glanced from side to side. It was blunter than he wanted to put it, yet it was still more polite than he probably would've said it.

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

"Decades under my former master weren't that different." Misao said, her hips moving up briefly and then back down. Kara just looked at Xairdo as he explained like he had two heads. "I know it's near that time, me and her run on a similar timeline." she replied, "I've never seen her act like this though, shes not usually this ba...." but she was cut off, or more it turned into an "eep" as Misao in a swift and blinding motion sat up, grabbed Kara, and in pinned her down in the spot she had just occupied while getting over top of the pink haired girl.

"Because I'm not usually interrupted on this level when I get started doing it am I." she said, almost seeming evil in an absolutely hot and sexual way. She ran her hand along Kara's side as she said "Think your comfortable enough with him to play with us?" Kara simply nodded very quickly to the question. Was she comfortable enough, yes, would she have lied about it if she wasn't in this case, absolutely. As much as Kara had never seen her like this she'd heard about it from Hild. The fact that if she was like this even Hild would get bossed around to bed spoke volumes. "Good, because I promised to make up the misunderstanding for both of you." she said with a seductive grin, then noticing Xairdo still had his pant's on and gave him a death glare. "Why are they still on now that she's said she's fine with it..." she said in a guttural growl, referring to his pant's. She wasn't trying to be this way, when she was worked up like this she wasn't one for waiting. Parts of why she Hild would even bow down before her.. that and she wasn't above ripping clothes off others in public, something she had done once to Hild in front of Xairdo (not that either would have explained what was going on at that time). Kara grabbed her and pulled her to focus on her before she got violent and Misao just grinned, letting her tail slide between her own legs and rub the other girls body.

[Xarido]

"It's at times like this that I'm not exactly whether to be terrified or turned on." Xarido said. "Yeah, I'm just going to go for both." When Misao yelled at him, Xarido was in the process of unfastening his pants again. "Geez, I can't believe me of all people is saying this, but can you keep it in your pants for like 2 seconds?" Xarido asked. Xarido took off his boxers, then took a deep breath. He wasn't so much embarrassed about being naked in front of two girls, as what was about to happen between him and two girls. "Well, I don't know many people can say their first time involves 3 people." Xarido said. This had been one wild day, started with a hangover, proceeded to a fight with Hild, and now this. Xarido was very happy about the size of the bed Verdandi had made. They might just need it. While Misao was preoccupied with Kara, Xarido got behind Misao and snaked a hand up her shirt, going straight to one of her breasts. Xarido put on arm around Misao's waist, then started giving her breast attention with the hand he had put up her shirt. Xarido was sure as hell asking Hild about this later, she knew a lot more than he did. Xarido managed to hold back a nosebleed. He was not going to let that of all things ruin this situation.

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Misao suddenly felt hands up her shirt and looked, only not glaring because he had actually more than obeyed her orders. She removed the hand for the time being and sat him on the edge of the bed before stripping Kara and putting her right next to him. Before disrobing herself and looking at the two with an evil grin.


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Misao would have preferred being in the middle but after all this she was a bit on the tired and not caring side. Kara seemed intent on making Xairdo the one in the middle so she just took the outer edge. Her tail had dried mostly from using it on Kara at the beginning while using her mouth for Xairdo, and well, given Xairdo hadn't had any experience and all she found herself on this occasion doing the work for both of them. Since Kara seemed to be a bit lazy when she knew the younger cat knew what she was doing in both scenarios. It really did irritate her a bit that Kara had made her do more work to her then she did in return, but well, having to teach Xairdo did make up for it a little. Besides, payback was going to come in the form of her using Kara as a teaching aid for Xairdo. Misao may have been nice and all, but even she had her little evil streaks. The two girls rested up against Xairdo in the middle, though Kara was being far more cuddly and clingy.

Hild, now having somewhat recovered from earlier came up because her and Verdandi had been curious about all the noise. She opened the door as she said in a plain and sort of tone dead voice "What's all the noise?" Her tired looking eyes having to scan before finding Misao, a cat girl she knew misao knew, and Xairdo, in one bed, and seemingly naked.... possible having had sex. "...either a piece of debris hit me so hard I'm in a delusional coma, or... I got nothing." she said, just staring dumbfounded at the three. She knew Misao was going looking to introduce a friend and all but.. she never thought she'd want to sleep with him.

[Xarido]

When they were finished, Xarido, sat up, just as exhausted as Hild to see Hild had walked in. "I'm honestly as surprised as you." Xarido said. "Always wondered why you always seemed so satisfied after seeing you goes downstairs with someone the previous night, now I know." Xarido leaned back and started laughing with happy satisfied look on his face. "Now I definitely f*ckin' know." Xarido started laughing a little, that was definitely something he rarely did, and the euphoria would probably subside sometime. Xarido knew he probably needed some more experience for Misao and Kara to be as pleased as he was.

Xarido sat up again and cracked his neck. His bangs had flopped down in front of his face. " . . . wait, did you seriously go through the trouble of unlocking the door when several people are alone in the bed room behind it?" Xarido asked, blinking a little at Hild, his face then returned to the same euphoric satisfied grin. "Ah, I can't blame you, can't say I'd never see this coming either." He was just thankful Misao and Kara happened to be good teachers about this. It made things easier if he wanted to find more things out based on what he knew.

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Hild was a bit perplexed when he said he knew why she was satisfied when she brought a girl or two down to her place. "I highly doubt you know half of it." She said, walking over and putting a hand on Misao's forehead, reading her thoughts and all on it. "Yeah, she only did the beginner stuff on you, trust me, you have no true idea yet." she then added, before addressing his second point. "And please, unlocking that door is child's play and considering there is only one male amongst all the world's I know that she would strip for, let alone sleep with, I could only guess why Misao was making all that noise. Sure the louder girl there would make sense, but unless Misao was boning you too she'd never put on a show." Though, there was a slight brief spar in Hild as she said "At least I know mines still bigger."

She snapped her fingers before saying, "there soundproof, now you can go ahead and screw all you want... I'm going back to bed." Starting off back that way. "You don't wanna join?" Kara said curious. "Honey, either A: he'd be insulted mines bigger cause I refuse to downsize, or b: he goes into cardiac arrest after severe blood loss through the nose." Hild replied and shut the door and left. Misao yawned and rolled over on to her stomach and looked at Xairdo. "I want a back rub." she said, indicating she wanted Xairdo to do it.

[Xarido]

"I'll give you that, but still, even I have the logic not to go into your room when there's a loud scream or two coming from it." Xarido said. "And I think we've proven today how much of a dumb ass I am." Xarido scoffed at Hild's comment. "Even if it wasn't, you would probably just decide to fix that yourself." Xarido said. "And like I care about size, it's not how big your weapon is, it's how you use it. You still win at that, but hey, not like I've had 9,000 years of practice or anything." Xarido cracked his neck. "So even if it wasn't bigger, you'd have more bragging rights." Xarido said.

Xarido shrugged a little, either way Hild was right. He may have been thick headed at times, but Xarido realized trying to compare with Hild was not worth the effort . . . or the possible surgery or stupid ideas that it might entail. As to the nosebleed, again uphill battle, Hild's body was flawless. Flawless. He had to suppress a nosebleed looking at her in her normal attire. "I know, I've got a lot to learn, hopefully I don't die in the process if I chose to learn to much at once." Xarido looked at Misao and rubbed the back of his head. "Well, not exactly experienced with back rubs or anything, I'll give it a shot though." Xarido straddled Misao's back, light laid down his hands and started kneading at her muscles. "I'm honestly surprised I'm not lying on the floor bleeding out now." Xarido said. "After all, Misao flashed me earlier, probably not her intention, but I did see what there was in the chest area, that nosebleed was bad enough." Xarido said, he then turned to Kara. "She also made herself to look a lot like you that was a bigger nosebleed." Xarido gestured to his laundry hamper with his head. "That shirt was what until today."

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

As Xairdo rubbed her back Misao let out a series of light moans and purrs as she listened. "It wasn't totally unintentional." Misao said with a grin, referring to her "Mine are bigger" bit earlier, "I know I'm kind of air headed, but sometimes it's just an act." she added, enjoying the back rub. She closed her eyes and the grin turned mischievous as she added, "And that's because I know how to work a guy right when I want to.", letting her tail come up and brush along his mid section. Before she let it slide down and tease him elsewhere.

Kara looked at him puzzled as she said "When did Misao learn to changes forms?" his wording having been misleading. She then went over to look where he was pointing and got out of bed to investigate. She saw the shirt, but picked up a scent she knew but made no sense. She picked it up and saw the blood on the back and sniffed it. "But... How did Misao's blood get on the back?" she asked before putting it back and coming back over. She got back in under the covers before saying "Can I have a back rub too when your done with her?" Misao took a second to say "that was an accident." to the blood bit, but didn't miss a beat with her tail.

[Xarido]

"Hild transformed not Misao." Xarido said. When Misao's tail started teasing him, Xarido's face turned a little red. "Judging by your tail I guess I'm doing a good job." Xarido said, stammering a little. Misao, was a little distracting, but he managed to be unyielding as Misao when it came to rhythm. "Huh? Sure, I'll give you back rub too." Xarido said. After a short while, when Misao seemed satisfied, or rather when he didn't think he could take much more of Misao's tail, Xarido said, "I think Kara would like a turn now."

Xarido switched over to Kara and started rubbing her back. "I need to get some sex tips from Hild, she's bound to know good stuff for a beginner." Xarido said. "After all, I'd be a lot more satisfied if you two were satisfied. I mean, I'm sure I wasn't to great since it was my first time." Xarido hoped he wasn't a total failure. He had a little more hopes for his pride not being damaged by the response. After all, he found out that he wasn't actually a lightweight and that his one good quality at least proportionately somewhat made up for the bad ones. "Mostly I'm just wondering how I managed to get two girls into the sack." Xarido said. "Two beautiful ones at that."

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Misao nodded when he said he thought he was doing a good job. She wanted him to keep going but, well, maybe her tail was a bit too much for him. He could always come back to her after Kara, she still needed her lower back done. Kara enjoyed it just as much as he started. But than he said something very very stupid. Misao heard him say he should ask Hild for sex tips. She initially pulled the covers up over herself, but only briefly before tossing them off and storming out of the room and slamming the door so hard that any harder may have torn it from it's hinges.

All through this Kara grabbed a hold of Xairdo's one hand to ensure he didn't go after her. She could tell with her hearing Misao had stopped just outside the door and was sitting there. And she knew Misao was fuming and knew why. If he even dared to go out and ask what was wrong she'd probably tear his throat out. And not in the figurative manor. She stopped his rubbing her back and twisted so she could sit up and look at him, as well as keep him there. "Xairdo, that was a really dumb thing to say." she said, though she did take in to account he probably didn't know this. "It's not something our kind is totally open about, Yes, we hate being used as sex slaves and were vocal about that, but we do take pride in all in pleasuring partners or teaching people who are less experienced, as weird as that may sound." She said, explaining it the best she knew how to, "I mean, it's not as big a thing in my particular generation, but it's very big for hers, I mean, I understand the reasoning behind wanting to ask Hild for tips and all, and deep down Misao might too, but saying you needed to get sex tips from Hild was basically the same as telling us we were absolutely terrible in bed and not worth it, and other such things." Though, she made sure to add on the end "And don't go out there yet to apologize or anything... she's liable to kill you if you do, she needs time to calm down." Truthfully Kara wanted to hit him for the comment at least. It really was a major insult to the both of them. She just A: wasn't from the same generation as Misao where it was a lot more important, and B: wasn't at the same stage as Misao as far as all that went. Misao may have had clarity to not just go for anyone and all, but she could sometimes be... very sensitive.

[Xarido]

"Tch, shoulda seen that one coming, I'm on a roll today." Xarido said, face palming. Misao's reaction seemed to have killed his mood a little. "Lemme get this straight, she warns someone I say stupid stuff, she knows I know about as much about her culture as about my home world." Xarido sighed and got up from Kara. He looked annoyed, but felt awful about the whole thing. "Geez, why does no one get at this point that most of time I say this stuff, I'm either uniformed about the damn subject or really ticked off and don't mean it." Xarido huffed, but soon his agitated exterior seemed to literally melt off. "I'm such an asshole." It was killing Xarido, almost literally not to be able to go and apologize for it. "You were great by the way." Xarido said, frowning and staring at the ground sadly. "Both of you." Xarido sighed, and eventually got an angry look on his face again. "Dammit, why doesn't anyone seem to get that it hurts me as much them when I just find out I screwed up?!" Xarido asked. "Let alone when you storm out of the room . . ." Xarido sighed, and looked at Kara. "You must hate at this point. I haven't really made a good impression." Xarido said. He kind of just lay down next to Kara. "Maybe I should just go to apologize, not like I deserve much better." Xarido said. Xarido wanted Kara to hit him after that. Well, he wasn't sure, he either wanted her to hit him, or give him a hug and tell himm everything was okay. "Why do I have to go and f*ck everything up? Why?"