What Happened Last Night?! [Misao/Open]

[Xarido]

With a groan, Xarido slowly opened his eyes, and immediately had to shut them again before he sat up. His head was throbbing, when Xarido opened his eyes again, he looked around. He was surrounded in empty rum bottles. "What the-" Xarido clutched his head and then ran to the bathroom, and vomited. Xarido then realized he wasn't wearing in his pants. He knew he was in Hild's shop, that much he could tell. "What the hell happened?! Where the f*ck are my pants?!" Xarido tried to get up, but vomited again, then flushed the toilet.

Xarido crawled out of the bathroom. He had apparently gotten really drunk, that much was clear. He was also apparently hungover from said experience. Hild wasn't going to be happy . . . unless she was somehow involved with this. "God, I'm never touching alcohol again!" Xarido groaned. "Even after I turn 21!" Xarido managed at least to get into a sitting position. "How the hell did I even get my hands on the damn liquor?!" Xarido groaned, falling backwards into a position where he was lying down again and closing his eyes. His head was throbbing, he ached all over, he felt sick to his stomach, he was incredibly thirsty, and he just wanted to go back to sleep. "Dammit, who let me anywhere near that crap?!" Xarido groaned.

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Misao was walking about Radiant Garden seeing as Rune had told her to stay behind when he ran an errand. She had gotten into a bad habit of letting her tail out from under the cloak so well, to avoid people on other worlds freaking out he left her behind so she could try and get it under control, or wait till she got her hands on one of those things to help her blend in. So she was just wandering around in her usual outfit (that of course had the men staring), drinking out of a old fashioned clay jug from her home world. Sake was best but this rum stuff wasn't bad. The cat girl didn't really get drunk from alcohol or anything. Made her a tad looser and open, at times a tad more prone to violence and mischief, but honestly those things were minor.

But she started on her way back to Hild's shop since she was bored and needed a refill. She kept her stuff there since while she had spent last night outdoors like she used to she usually stayed there. She opened the door and the first thing she saw was that boy Hild kept around sprawled out on the floor without any pants and with a lot of her rum bottles empty around him. She blinked a couple times before walking past him and refilling the jug with sake. She then returned, holding the jug and a broom handle, poking his shoulder and sides to see if he was still alive. Her and Hild's bodies could handle drinking alcohol by the barrel (and were talking those ones you could smuggle a dozen people), but with all the bottles she saw, she was pretty sure that was bad for him.

[Xarido]

Sharp pieces of ice stabbed outward from Xarido's shoulders and sides at the physical contact, even without opening his eyes. "The hell do you want?!" Xarido groaned, rolling away from Misao. He knew it was probably one of three people, Hild, Rune, or that damn cat girl. Xarido bolted upright, and somehow willed himself to dash to the bathroom again. Xarido vomited into the toilet again before snapping over his shoulder, "Where the hell is Hild?!" Xarido simply stayed slumped over the porcelain bowl of the toilet. Words could not express how awful Xarido felt. "Goddammit, how do you and Hild drink so much?!" Xarido snapped again.

After he spent several more minutes retching in the bathroom, Xarido flushed then left once again. He could walk now, that was a good sign. Xarido looked around the room and saw his pants sticking halfway out of a drawer in the counter. Xarido grabbed his pants and pulled them back on, then slumped against a wall. "You've gotta get drunk sometimes! What's a good cure for a hangover?" Xarido asked, a little less snappishly, though still in his normal somewhat harsh tone of voice. "And get me some water dammit, I'm parched!"

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Misao watched as ice randomly came out where she poked with the stick and he replied "the hell do you want", which meant he was still alive. Though before she said anything he went rushing to the store bathroom. "lightweight" she muttered before taking a swig of sake from her jug, knowing he wouldn't hear it. She then heard him in a rather snappy tone ask where Hild was and why the two of them could drink so much. "I have no idea where she is at the moment." She replied before taking another swig,"And I don't really know, we handle it better then humans."

She then put the broom handle back where she got it from and headed back out to the store front, her tail hanging down for a change and swishing slightly as she walked. It had taken decades to even get it this far along, having had it trained from so young to have it coiled around her waist. It still wasn't very natural for her to have it hanging like this, but she did better balance herself with it as such. She watched him comeback out and pull his pants out of the drawer before slumping against a wall and asking about a cure for hangovers.... and then in the same tone telling her to get water. It reminded her of her original master, how he treated her even before he used her more for her body. When she did things like clean and get drinks and would snap at her.To be honest she had to refrain from attacking him because of how similar it was. For the most part she was still somewhat shy and nice and all, but she knew him, and she had alcohol in her system. "Don't ever order me like that again." she said, her eyes narrowed and her voice threatening, she had gotten better at standing up for herself as well, and she would not be treated like that again. "And I've never been drunk in my life, this stuff might as well be water to me." she added, in a much nicer and even tone, raising the jug of sake before taking another swig of it.

[Xarido]

Xarido froze up a little at the menacing tone. It sounded like the same tone, Hild tended to use when she was about to shock him. Sweat started pouring off his face. Fortunately, she seemed to switch back to nice. "Fine, dammit, please get me a glass of water." Xarido said. "And don't get all angry like that! You haven't been drunk, so you don't know what this feels like . . ." Xarido stood up and tried stretching a little, but quickly sat back down. "Mostly, I just really want to know what happened last night . . ." Xarido said. "Other than consuming a sh*t ton of booze."

Xarido stood up once more and looked around at the mess which wasn't to horrible, mostly just the rum bottles. Xarido threw the empty bottles away then looked in the freezer. "Fan-tucking-fastc, we're out of ice cream on top of all this." Xarido said. "I'm dead for drinking all that rum, either because Hild will be pissed or my liver is failing, I have no idea what could've happened last night, for all I know I could've sent chippendales dancers to Rune, we're out of ice cream and . . ." Xarido patted his pocket as if he were looking for something. "And I can't find my wallet." Xarido slowly turned to Misao. "Ugh, do you know where Hild buys her rum? I've gotta replace all that booze before she gets back."

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Misao had been willing to let the damn it bit slide, but when he went onto the whole "Not knowing what it was like bit" it sort of set her off again. "I know what it is like to be drugged, which is not much better" she said, "And you do not even begin to know what that tone and being ordered like that means to me." she said, releasing the rope that held the sword on her back in place. Because of it's size, there was only an inch or so between it and the ground, but because of the weight it left a rather nice crater of the wooden floor boards... and meant that if she lost her temper she wasn't going to be holding back. If anything that big and heavy sword was a handicap for her. There was a reason people were unable to pick it up other than herself. She was in his face as she added, "All you do when you act like that, is remind me of a master who on a daily basis would scream at me, beat me, rape me, and torture me just for kicks, of pain and suffering that your mind could not comprehend without breaking several times over, and I do not care who you are, or what state your in, I will not be ordered around in that way again, as if I'm a lesser being meant to serve, understood?" Their were moments even when he was back on their home world Rune had did that, and despite him being a king and having representatives of other countries she had been no different.

By the time she left him and got the water and came back, she he started going on about the rum and all. "For starters, that wasn't Hild's rum... it was mine." Misao said, "Hild keeps hers locked away because of Cysero and there is no way you would have access to it." she added. She knew where it was and everything, no way he was getting to it, even Rune couldn't when she asked him to do it. Safer to face a dragon totally nude, bound and gagged.

"If I remember what Hild told me right, you didn't send anything like that to Rune, otherwise you wouldn't be breathing." Rune had no problem with people being into the same sex, otherwise he'd never keep her around, however in their culture while they had such dancers for women and men who liked that, to send them to royalty who was known to not be into that was considered a very serious insult and challenge. And given what happened now twice to their home world, he took such challenges far more personally and seriously. "Perhaps Hild is getting ice cream because I know she used the last of it.", though she wasn't going into the details of how and how she knew.

[Xarido]

"Oh ho ho, you are just a treat." Xarido said, sarcastically. "Said asshole must've been forced to do numerous atrocities, put through training from hell, had heartless slowly try to break down his mind to turn him into a mindless killing machine then, not have any goddamn memory of his past or homeworld, and on top of that, and then on top of that land in a world where no one gives a sh*t because chances are, they've been through something similarly horrifying! Oh, and here's the real kicker, I've seen things, so indescribably horrifying, that it would probably drain the color from Hild's face, but no one will believe that something that horrifying exists." The air started turning cooler. "I'm not saying you haven't been through terribly things, I'm not saying that I'm not an asshole, I'm most definitely not saying no one cares about your history or mine." Xarido said. "What I'm saying is back the f*ck off. I'm hungover, if you didn't guess I'm a might bit more pissed off than usual, and if you hadn't picked up, my criokinesis is strongly associated with my anger." Xarido then took a misstep and went crashing to the floor, landing on his right side. He horribly winced. "Ah f********ck!" Xarido gripped his right side and crunched down, getting up into a crouching position on his knees. "Also, about the hungover versus drugged thing, last time I checked, there wasn't that sneaking suspicion your liver just lost its entire life span right there." Xarido looked at all the empty bottles. "How the hell am I still alive after a drinking all that?!"

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

She had gotten his drink, calmed down a bit, and was really trying to be understanding. To be yelled at by him, while she understood the training aspect and all to bring up horrors that would make Hild pale like she had witnessed nothing? Hild had some memories of the half that had been that masters wife, she didn't notice the cold as she practically entered a blood rage. She stomped so hard the floor boards were breaking under her feet before swinging her foot to kick him in the head. Though Hild returned before it could make contact and removed the gravity around Misao and levitated her in the air, the force of the kick causing misao to spin in the air rather hard and fast. "Calm the fuck down the both of you" she screamed at the two oh them, her voice seeming to make the whole building shake. "You of all people should know better control of your abilities." she added as she moved closer to the cat girl who was now flailing to get control back. "No, let's see how he likes having his head taken off and getting to see his body, see how he likes.." but her voice was cut off with a snap of Hild's fingers as she said "I know a good deal of what you want to say but just shut the hell up." Hild said, her voice loud but no longer shaking the building. "I don't know whats worse, the idea that your acting like children or the idea your acting like two guys fighting over who has a bigger dick" she continued, "You have both had to deal with similar and different, but over all very fucked up shit. And in your specific case Misao, I really don't want to recall even half of what I saw there, and I got the light end of that one. and above all I don't need the two of you DESTROYING MY STORE"

She brought Misao closer to herself, and increased the gravity till the girl was unable to move and struggle, then stepping so she was between the two. She turned to Xairdo first as she said "I'm not going to bother harping on the underage drinking, the headache I guarantee your going to have for it should punish you enough, but I have told you to watch what and how you say things around her, and because of your own damn stupidity is no reason to be rude and take out your frustration on orders, let alone order them around." Before turning to Misao and saying "And you, your the older of the two by decades, so fucking act like it, trust me, those were the wrong buttons to push I get it, but he's not the one that deserves THAT level of rage, if your going to go that far then come at me for not doing more to stop them. But you should be the more mature, and just let it freaking go or go smash some bloody rocks or something."

She lessened the gravity on Misao slowly and kept an eye on Xairdo as she said. "Now, I don't want a single word of he said, she said, he did, she did. or any level of back talk, your both just plain damn wrong. So here's what your going to do. You are both going to apologize, sincerely, you are going to shake hands, hug, go give each oral in the backroom or flat out have sex I don't care which of those options you choose, but your picking one or something similar and doing it, as a peace offering, and then, your going to play nice and be civil. And so help me if you two EVER fight like this and I find out about it, especially in my store, I swear I will make your worst dreams, fears, or memories seem like the absolute happiest day of your life, and you know damn well Misao what that's like don't you?" she said, glaring at her as she removed everything so she could stand up. She'd once exposed misao to about 30 seconds and only of the purely mental version of what she had in mind once before because she'd gotten out of control and she spent the next two weeks cowering and crying in her room.

[Xarido]

Xarido remained silent during Hild's whole lecture. He had the courage (or stupidity) to do an say a lot of things, but cutting off Hild was not one of them. When Hild was finished Xarido could only say one thing. " Great and all . . . but could someone help me up off the floor?" Xarido asked. Xarido reached up and grabbed the handle of the fridge and slowly pulled himself to his feet. "For the record, never mixing cola into your rum fro sh*ts and giggles again, NO ONE, deserves this." Xarido said. "Correction, I'm never putting cola in your rum again for sh*ts and giggles unless it also involves telling you the location of a strip club, but even then-" Xarido opened the freezer again, just to make sure he was right about the ice cream. He was. "Great did I eat all the ice cream too?" Xarido muttered under his breath. Xarido then turned to Misao, he sighed. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being a bigger dick than usual, I'm sorry for ordering you around like that, I'm sorry for blaming it on the hangover, and I'm sorry for somehow drinking all your rum last night." The apology sounded a little forced, but overall was sincere. Xarido looked in the trash can again. "And from this headache, I'm a little sorry I survived that . . ." Xarido slumped down the wall again. "Wait, Hild, do you know a good cure for a hangover . . . and quite possibly liver failure?"

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Hild tried not to immediately react when he said he had put cola in her drinks for shits and giggles. Oh was she going to find some way to make him pay. Especially after the comment of unless he was going to point her towards a strip club. She watched Misao start to stir and sit up as Xairdo apologized, Misao looking around as she said "Mew?" clearly confused. She looked from Xairdo as he finished to Hild before saying "When did I get here, and why don't I remember anything before getting back to town?" Hild sighed as she said "The short version was you came back, the two of you started arguing like you were trying to see who's was bigger and you went into a blood rage and tried to kill him." Hild said, though before Hild could get to the apologizing part Misao actually pulled her top down and looked at her breasts and then over towards xairdo. "I'm pretty sure mine are bigger..." she said, Hild face palming. "It's an expression.. just... just pull your top back up and apologize." Hild said, trying to be calm. She seemed to be just a bit polarized anymore, misao that was, where she was either the childish girl she was right now, or a bit more serious and prone to fits of utter rage and violence. Well, when she also wasn't sex crazed but that sometimes went in tow with either of the others.

She stood up after fixing her top and bowed slightly as she said "Sorry for... uh... whatever I did." she said with a smile, Hild folding her arms over her chest. "Your liver will be fine, and no, I don't, and even if I did I think you need to learn your lesson." Hild said, grinning as she put her arms around Misao just below her chest and leaning over her shoulder as she said "And me and Misao used up the ice cream last night." Misao turning red in the face and trying to squirm free. She let one arm release her and held it towards the door, several bags of groceries floating in to the counter. "Their should be plenty of ice cream in there." She said, an embarrassed Misao still squirming to get free.

[Xarido]

Xarido fell over and a large gush of blood came out of his nose when Misao pulled down his shirt. "I hate you . . . I hate you so much . . ." Xarido said. He reached into his pocket to try and get the tissues he had for such an occasion but there were gone. "Sonuva-" Xarido scrambled to the bathroom and got some toilet paper to try and stop the bleeding. Then the ice cream came up. "You . . . you did what?" Xarido asked, pinching his nose tightly after he had stuffed some toilet paper up each nostril. "Wait, if you were here last night, why the f*ck didn't you stop me from going on that goddamn binge?!" Xarido took a deep breath. "Remind me why I actually bother working for you, Hild?!" Xarido asked. Xarido stormed over to the groceries, grabbed the ice cream and simply started eating. That was pretty much a snack for Xarido. What alcohol was for Hild and Misao, sugar and sweets was for Xarido. "You eat my damn ice cream! The sea salt ice cream I bought with my own spare cash! Spare cash that I got from beating the sh*t out of heartless! No, no, not those tiny little shadow sh*ts, I mean stuff that actually takes skill!" Xarido grumbled. "Seriously, I work my ass off here, and with my own business, what do you do?! Give me nosebleeds, eat my goddamn ice cream, and don't stop me from killing my liver!" Through out this whole rant, Xarido was ravenously tearing through the tub of ice cream. He looked down at the half empty tub. "Are there are strawberries in here?" Xarido asked, going through the groceries.

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Misao watched confused as xairdo fell over with a nose bleed and started to look for something. She turned and asked Hild "Why does that happen a lot when guys see my chest anymore?". Hild rather nonchalantly replied "Stupidity." Misao tilted her head to the side as she said "I didn't think he was that stupid." Hild just put her hand to her forehead as she said "I'm not gonna go over this again."

Hild and Misao listened to his rant as he dug into the ice cream, misao confused and hild slightly annoyed. "First off, of course there's strawberries, when do I not have a stock or come back with them after shopping." she said, "Secondly, when we were doing the ice cream bit you weren't drinking yet, thirdly I DETEST sea salt ice cream, and Misao doesn't like it, that wasn't us, and lastly if I REALLY wanted to give you a nose bleed, you'd probably pass out or go into cardiac arrest. That or I'd punch you in the face." Hild finished. Before addressing his work comment. "And gee, could it be that I actually give you a place to stay, buy food you can eat, deal with your stupidity, and ignore that you keep trying to rig MY living area with hidden camera's to see me naked amongst other things?" Seeing as while she had the mansion like basement she allowed xairdo to live on the second floor which was no mansion but decent housing. She just always tossed her clothes and all to cover them or made them go to static. She had half a mind to change into a guy in front of the camera just to fuck with him, and maybe dissuade further use. "Wait what's a camera?" Misao said, Hild replying "It sort of magically paint's a picture of what it sees instantly, and in this case can make it move so you can watch past event's again" so that Misao would understand. "Oh." Misao said, before it clicked and she turned red in the face and said "Wait what!"

[Xarido]

A few things clicked in Xarido's mind. "The Cameras!" Xarido dumped some strawberries into the ice cream and scarfed down the rest of his ice cream. He tossed the camera away and got the camera's. "And Hild for the record, I put there's those cameras there to f*ck with you. If I were to see you naked, I would probably die from the ensuing blood loss . . . especially if you dyed your hair pink and . . ." Xarido cleared his throat a little. He realized bad things could happen if anything more was said on that subject. "Oh, and I can't remember anything from last night, thank you, let alone the ice cream thing." Xarido cracked his neck and took a camera out from under the counter. Xarido started going through footage. "No . . . no . . . . no . . ." Xarido started then actually found and started watching the footage he was looking for. Apparently he had been drinking normal soda when he knocked an open bottle over accidentally at just the right angle so he basically ended up with a cuba libre. He was also apparently light weight enough that that was enough to get him drunk, and the rest was history. "Great, on top of all my other bad points I'm an extreme light weight." Xarido sighed and threw the camera over his shoulder. "Great, now my pride hurts more than my head. Oh, and you're right, I do get food and a place to sleep, but I also get a hypocritical boss, who practically harasses girls as much as I do, then criticizes me for it. Oh, and if you want me to stop screwing with you, hook up some goddamn DSL in here so I went get so bored."

[Misao "Claire" Redfield]

Hild was puzzled by the fact he put them there to mess with her. "Okay, have you seen my outfit's?" she asked, "The number of people that have seen me naked is in the thousands at the very least, why would I care about one more? it's more because of the company I keep." she added,pointing back towards Misao who was still red in the face. Though, now was perfect payback time. As she went up towards the counter her appearance changed to having pink hair, a somewhat lighter skin tone that fit the hair color better, and only because she was trying to match his age range did her body change, but also because she allowed the outfit to keep it's size, and still had a good sized chest. "You mean like this?" she said in a far more girly and feminine tone like she was a teen aged girl, and her outfit covering less then usual and threatening to slide off, though for the moment she was still decent.

Of course, then he went onto the hypocritical boss thing as she reverted back to her normal appearance as well as getting on that DSL thing again. "Firstly, if I knew what the hell DSL even was it would help, there's something with those letters on my homeworld, but I am NOT going to have that in my store, I deal in magical weapons and other such things... not that." She said, starting over towards a closet as she said, "And secondly, I do some playful flirting, but if they get too uncomfortable I stop, you on the other hand..." pausing as she opened the closet and it's contents, papers from the top to the bottom and all the way back, spilled out, "That's all the papers and forms from YOUR sexual harassment, and the restraining orders against you, not counting ones that were dealt with in other ways outside of court." Misao walking over and looking at them, than asking "What's a light weight?" Hild sighed as she said "for the thousandth time, someone that can't hold their liquor." than asking, "which stuff of yours did he drink anyway?" Misao went over to the counter and found the bottle Xairdo had knocked over and held it up for her to see. "Cripes isn't that what you use to get Rune drunk?" Hild said, Misao nodding happily before saying, "The rest was the lower end stuff." Hild sighed as she yet again face palmed. "Misao, I've told you how many times to put it in a safe place since even someone like Rune that can drink with the best of them gets put on his ass after a couple glasses of that?" Hild said, shaking her head. "I was hoping he'd stop by..." Misao said, putting the bottle back somewhat disappointed. "You don't HAVE to get him drunk you know that right?" Misao nodding and replying "Yes, but he's more fun that way." Hild just shaking her head and saying "I'm surrounded."

[Xarido]

Xarido got a cocky taunting grin on his face. "Well, if it doesn't bother you, Dame-Strips-a-lot, then why do you go to the trouble of hiding yourself from the Cameras?" Xarido asked. Soon, the grin left his face and he rolled his eyes. "Fine, if you're not going to get me some DSL, at least get me a freaking piano!" Xarido said. "Seriously, if I had something up their to entertain me other than some magazines that cause me to need a blood transfusion and a bottle of lotion, I wouldn't do this sh*t out of boredom, get me a damn gameboy! Something! Anything! The magazines get old, and by old I mean, I can't even freaking read them in the first place!" Xarido looked at the stacks of paper, mind you, he still hadn't looked directly at Hild, more interested in her own business than what she was trying to do. "Okay, let's be perfectly fair, most of those were from girls who freaked out when they saw my eyes, then proceeded to try and beat the shit out of me until the whole thing was cleared up, then freaked out again when they realized they'd somehow gotten in a position where I ended up with a nosebleed." Xarido said. "And the rest . . . okay fine, I admit you're not as bad as me, but still you don't need to bring it up every five seconds and-" Xarido then looked to see Hild's form . . . and consequently fell over from the nosebleed. "And then you complain about my perversions, and pull sh*t like that! Come one!" Xarido, stumbled, a little off balance from the blood loss. "D-move , Hild, D-move . . ." Xarido stumbled to get his balance. "You know I'm anemic and things could get very bad if you give me to bad of a nosebleed!"